Guerre & Amour (1975) de Woody Allen : citations

Sonja 

I wanna children with you.

Boris 

What kind ?

Sonja 

Little children.

Boris 

Of course. The big ones are mentally slower.

Sonja 

I wanna three children.

Boris 

One of each.

Sonja 

Oh, Boris.

Sonja

Natasha, to love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must love. But then one suffers from not loving.  Therefore, to live is to suffer. To be happy is to love.  To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. There, to be unhappy one must love, or to love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness... I hope you are getting this down.

Boris

A) Socrates is a man.

B)  All men are mortal.

C) All men are Socrates.

That means all men are homosexuals.

I'm not homosexual.

Once, some Cossacks whistled at me. 

I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions.  But, you know, some men are heterosexual, and some men are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all. They become lawyers.  My problem is that I see both sides of every issues.